July 2012
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gingerhaze:
Okay, Peter Jackson, I’ll play along, as long as you give me a shirtless Thranduil scene.
Extended shirtless elven dance rave.
The movie.
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“I’d like to show that a man and a woman can be friends and go to work and live...”
– (x) Robert Doherty, Elementary producer (via meotional)
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eggly-bagelface:
rommykins replied to your post: rommykins replied to your post: i’m dead and a…
a hardcore one obviously
death, talking lamps and dogs, and time travel: the rommy story
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holy shit okay there was this picture of sarah palin and her husband a chick-fil-a on my facebook feed and my dad looks a lot like sarah palin’s husband and in the picture sarah palin had sunglasses on and her hair looked like my dad’s girlfriend’s and i was sO CONFUSED
WHY WERE MY DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AT CHICK-FIL-A WHY WAS THIS PICTURE CALLING THEM BIGOTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK...
cosmo tip #293
expertcosmotips:
have you ever fuckign seen a penis ew
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My desi father's encouragement after I broke up...
(it was the first, proper break-up to have occurred in my life, I was probably 18 or so, it was a cold, bitter winter and I was lying in bed, crying my eyes out and hugging my pillow for the past week and a half without eating a morsel of food)
Dad: May I enter your room, Holy Princess?
Dad: Ha ha, stop crying. Foolish girl.
Dad: Astaghfirullah. What is that smell? Did you burn something?
Dad: It is the smoke rising from your head to see me this positive, yes?
Dad: Okay. Okay. No more to joke.
Dad: I am a Muslim, Pakistani father. I never liked the idea of you being with him but I said, "Let it be, yaar. She is young. She is free. I still love her. She is my baby princess." Wipe your snot. So I was okay with him being with you. But it hurts me a lot more to see you like this.
Dad: You are not chubby anymore. What kind of diet is this, hmm? Ha ha, I made funny joke.
Dad: (pushes my hair behind my ear) Allah created hearts to break and heal every now and then. That is why we are humans. If we did not hurt, we wouldn't be who we are today. But having a broken heart means you have two options: To heal it and become invincible. Or to mope away and become a pathetic shadow of the person you once were. What would my little girl do?
Dad: She would eat lotta chips. Ha ha ha.
Dad: Okay, sorry. She would fight back and win her strength to become who she was and will be forever. You are going to meet someone amazing. Boys are idiots. I thank Allah for not giving me sons. They are foolish donkeys. Daughters are warriors. You are my warrior. When you were born, I had tears. I was so scared. I did not want anyone to hurt my baby. Today he hurt you. Allah will take revenge. But you take your time to heal and know that I am always here for you even if my English is not too good.
Dad: That boy was a bastard, foolish dog from hell. Bastard.
Dad: I love you.
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nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
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“Honestly, I felt that the inclusion was the perfect nod to the Doctor. Those who...”
– A really nice comment on this article mentioning the TARDIS noise during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies (via notdoingmywork)
basedlacigreen:
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'Menstrual pads have been mentioned as early as...
bobbie-mcgee:
When’s the last time you were on the sanitary pad Wikipedia page?
Watchfrickers:
i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.
myladymother:
“jocks aren’t really my type,” i insisted in a strangled voice, tears stinging my eyes as the olympics unfolded on my screen
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narwhalsmash:
Next time USA hosts the Olympics we should recreate that scene in Spongebob where they’re in a marching band and they play ‘Sweet Victory’
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“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...”
– Naguib Mahfouz, Sugar Street (via thelindenbuzz)
“The term “illegal immigrant” was first used in 1939 as a slur by the British...”
– Why ‘illegal immigrant’ is a slur - CNN.com (via subalterity)
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“I remember that story. You have read it four times.”
Samson shrugged. “Why...”
– Karen A. Wyle, Twin-Bred (via litglutton)
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likeoilandamartian:
you don’t believe bisexuality exists
I don’t believe you exist
your move
you can’t make a move because you are not real
