April 2011
This girl was sitting next to me when I was on...
thelaundrybutt:
I wanted to roll my eyes and call her a muggle.
At a bookstore.
sammythemoose:
Me:
My friends:
Remember when Ron watched Hermione sleeping every...
dominiquedeer:
oh wait
To the bitches who talk back to teachers and think...
kayteepwns2:
Waste of my education and class time.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
March 2011
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by...
rubeitalloverme:
If Gaga wants to surprise everyone, why doesn't...
biebersflawless:
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
goodlyrottenapple:
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
mkzsupreme:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
Making faces at babies you don't know:
letsflytopigfarts-:
hauntedust:
Expectation:
Reality:
Barty Crouch Jr. Ohmygod.
OH CHRIST.
When you feel the hardcore part of Bohemian...
unicornholio:
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
http://cering.tumblr.com/post/560013869 →
I’ve noticed that several of my followers are Miyazaki fans, so I thought I share this little tidbit of information with you about Spirited Away.
I always wondered why the symbol “ゆ” (said “yu”) was on the door to the bath house. I asked my Japanese teacher, and he wasn’t too sure so I did a…
when someone says "so tell me about yourself"
paro4peace:
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criss-colfer:
butbelievemeimnothelpless:
moonythewerewolf:
genevieve-padalecki:
castiel-:
don-juan:
professorneville:
panicwonderland:
rhiiwitched:
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partypoison69:
heymoondontyougodown:
crystal-apocalypse: