January 2012
December 2011
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In Skyrim there was this pretty rad guy who owned a stable and long story short I thought he was cool
BUT THEN
turns out he slept with this lady who is always sleeping with dudes all the time and he was like, “Man that lady is out of control but she wanted to do it in the stables so I said yes.”
DUDE
WAY TO GET AN STD
do not say that lady was out of control
YOU are out of control
when a...
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When it's 5 AM and you have to get up at 8:30 and...
This is my life
these are my choices
why
I could listen to the Dwarves sing in the Hobbit...
“If a man has to say trust me it’s a sure sign you cannot. Trust him, that is....”
– Juliet Marillier (Wildwood Dancing)
Cute boy walks by me
Me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
“Every widow wakes one morning, perhaps after years of pure and unwavering...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Everything is Illuminated)
